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This episode spirals fast—from a dog overdosing on chocolate and wires to a chaotic breakfast burrito review to a full-blown Southern murder conspiracy with fake wills and mysterious deaths. It’s safe to say things got out of hand. We unpack a $1.7M true crime saga, Love Island gossip, why the girls never cook, and wild confessions from our teenage years—including one story from age 15 that probably should’ve never been said out loud. Easily one of our most deranged episodes yet. Watch at your own risk.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:28 - Burrito Review

00:12:04 - Southern Fried Lies

00:26:07 - Love Island

00:31:11 - Carpet Guys

00:34:21 - Fisting

00:39:45 - Guard Dog

00:43:20 - Superheroes

00:48:49 - A Special Touch

00:53:30 - Horse Girls

00:56:17 - Outro